Legend has it he’s still paddling to this day. A true hero.
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Someone recreated the ending of the Russian cult classic Brat 2 as a GTA game.
Danila and Dasha are finally leaving America and flying back to Russia — now with the graphics and HUD of GTA: San Andreas.
“Boy, bring us some vodka. We’re flying home.”
Would you play Brat 2: San Andreas?
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This Russian train doesn’t take you to another city. It takes you straight back to 2007.
A guy runs through the carriages and somehow enters a time capsule of old-school Russian train life: tracksuits, gopnik energy, random passengers and the unmistakable feeling that the last 19 years never happened.
Some trains have destinations. This one has an era.
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Think Different. Very different.
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Rehabilitation Center Opens for Men “Traumatized by Family Life”
A Russian meme advertises a fictional rehabilitation center for men who have “suffered from family life.”
The center promises everything needed for recovery: advice from a veteran neighborhood “psychologist,” floor mattresses, barbecue, a week’s supply of meat and beer, smoked fish, sausages, board games, and even a GAZ-21 model-building kit.
“ Starting today at 12:00A rehabilitation center will open for men who have suffered from family life.
The center is located at Garage Cooperative “Gornyak,” Block 3, Gate 17.
We provide comfortable temporary accommodation and a full package of services:
- Counseling from Mikhalych, a psychologist with 40 years of experience
- Comfortable floor mattresses
- A barbecue grill
- A week’s supply of meat, beer, smoked fish, and sausages
- Board games
- A GAZ-21 model kit”
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This is what gas-station lines have come to… allegedly.
A man rides a unicycle while remotely driving a toy car that tows his dog in a wheeled chair.
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Selling Homemade Gasoline.
An AI-generated meme poking fun at Russia’s fuel shortages.
Putin recently supported the idea of expanding a network of small local oil refineries, arguing they could supply remote regions and be harder to disrupt than major plants.
The meme takes that idea literally: a villager selling “homemade” AI-92, AI-95, AI-98, and AI-100 gas in glass jars by the roadside.
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“Spiral of Gopnik Swagger,” 2022
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“Look, comrade sweetie — you asked what a calorie deficit was.”A Soviet-era grocery store meme: grandma shows her granddaughter an empty fish counter and says, “Look, sweetie — you asked what a calorie deficit was.”
The joke is that in Soviet times, “calorie deficit” wasn’t a diet plan — it was just everyday shopping.
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