Hold My Vodka

Rehabilitation Center Opens for Men “Traumatized by Family Life”

A Russian meme advertises a fictional rehabilitation center for men who have “suffered from family life.”

The center promises everything needed for recovery: advice from a veteran neighborhood “psychologist,” floor mattresses, barbecue, a week’s supply of meat and beer, smoked fish, sausages, board games, and even a GAZ-21 model-building kit.
“ Starting today at 12:00

A rehabilitation center will open for men who have suffered from family life.

The center is located at Garage Cooperative “Gornyak,” Block 3, Gate 17.

We provide comfortable temporary accommodation and a full package of services:

• Counseling from Mikhalych, a psychologist with 40 years of experience
• Comfortable floor mattresses
• A barbecue grill
• A week’s supply of meat, beer, smoked fish, and sausages
• Board games
• A GAZ-21 model kit”